why are you wasting your time here


labrownrecluse:

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

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I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

When ur sugar daddy texts you some serial killer shit but you remember he’s literally the richest person in the world


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(via rabbidts)


slimyswampghost:
““Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.” ”
ha ha long boy

slimyswampghost:

“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”

ha ha long boy

(via dj-lovecraft)


1l1l:
“ Sketch - Jan
“ Processing sketch, You can play with this sketch here.
” ”

1l1l:

Sketch - Jan 

Processing sketch, You can play with this sketch here.

(Source: 1l1l, via 389)


hobbit-kin:

blackrupee:

dorianage:

i love that in fallout games there are articles of clothing that lower your charisma like yeah you can wear this but everyone will hate you a little bit

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(via lifeanddecay)


reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m imagining all the dead musicians jamming out together in heaven. it sounds like shit! there are too many of them singing. the voices sound bad together. terrible! glad they’re dead so we don’t have to hear it!

(via the-fab-freak)


spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank…

I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

(via demonictendencies)


zsnes:

galaxy-bath-bomb:

localaussietrashcan:

zsnes:

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

Tranch

Tranch

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

(via dj-lovecraft)


i-am-l-ananas:
“ me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:
”

i-am-l-ananas:

me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:

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(via demonictendencies)


gwynndolin:
“ stop he will get sick
”

gwynndolin:

stop he will get sick

(via krunkidile)


corporateaccount:

texas hold them

(via officialunitedstates)